After a tragic abort, Lola and her husband Adolfo adopt Tin and Tina, two lovely albino brother and sister with an ultra-catholic education that makes them interpret Holy Bible verbatim.

At the end of World War II, a German soldier is looking for his daughter while an SS troop is looking for a Jewish treasure.

Having grown sick and tired of his centuries as Dracula’s lackey, Renfield finds a new lease on life — and maybe even redemption — when he falls for feisty, perennially…